So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dear god my vagina.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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