We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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