I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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