Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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