It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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