No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
be right there i have to get my cape
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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