I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
