Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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