He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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