I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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