so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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