worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
