Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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