Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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