Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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