But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Randomize
