i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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