We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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