forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
People in love make me want to vomit
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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