dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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