Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
