I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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