He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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