my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it's great music for shaving your balls
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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