when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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