I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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