Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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