I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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