Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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