...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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