I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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