Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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