So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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