i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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