Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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