Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
