Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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