"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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