Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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