Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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