i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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