If i come over, it means nothing
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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