Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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