He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So much Jack, so little girl.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
