Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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