love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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