I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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