yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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