she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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