where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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