i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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