how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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