My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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