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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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